- TopShop
- Vintage
- Scrubs
- Charity shops
- Black coffee
- A love of festivals
- Gigs
- Smokes
- Itunes
A recipe for a typical BeatThief reader’s weekend:
Ingredients:
A pinch of high street chic
Pouch of tobacco
Money (and lack of it)
BeatThief
As much alcohol as you can handle
Gigs
Student attitude
Added vintage style
House parties
Step 1
Take one pinch of high street chic and add a sprinkling of vintage style and blend together with charity shop know how. Allow several hours for preparation (for males and females). Locate a house party, douse liberally with alcohol and arrive late but looking amazing. Roll and smoke some cigarettes. Add more alcohol. Dance to music. Have a good time.
Step 2
Mix trying to find a taxi and being drunk at 6 am, finish with stumbling through the front door and getting into bed fully clothed. Take not getting up before 2pm, mix with a bacon sandwich and 2 paracetamol. Place in bed for the rest of the day.
Step 3
Read BeatThief for latest music news and watch a bit of TV as they are running a back-to-back Friends marathon. Book gig tickets for next week, even though there is no student load to pay and you are going to have to use the overdraft.
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